Cook Naked: Fingerlings to Give Picnics a French Twist (via )

I joined a group blog with some talented authors from Ellora's Cave. I have the honor of writing the weekly Cook Naked column via the persona of Le Marquis de Bond, the sexy French Chef from the Dungeon Gourmet.

Stop by and say hi to Bond.

Cook Naked: Fingerlings to Give Picnics a French Twist Ah, fingers drizzled in fragrant oil. What's not love? Close your eyes, picture this. Breathe the scents. Does it make your tongue twitch? Your mouth water? Ah, wait. My sweet one, Sarai, she is like the backseat driver, reading over my shoulder when I blog. Une minute. Pardon, fingers, this is the wrong word. :) Sorry. I give the wrong impression. We'll have more than tongues twitching out there. Fingerings. This is what I mean. Today I teach yo … Read More




Sunrise with Tree

1. Limits defined over coffee

Maybe it wasn't love at first sight so much as it was an awareness,
a sense of possibilities lurking.

She was like one of those stubborn dandelions you seeing growing between the cracks of a sidewalk. He was like one of those pines that root and grow on a windswept cliff.

"I don't need that warm fuzzy stuff," she said, " no kissy-kissy hand holding."

"We'll see," he said.

2. The Whipping Tree

He took her to a mist draped meadow, adorned her wrists with steel bracelets, wooed her with with kisses delivered on braided leather tongues, stripped her to the bone, used her until she was boneless.

What he hadn't counted on was her submission stripping him to the bone, her trust bringing him to his knees, a single tear dissolving his resolve.

Maybe something real lurked here, something worth keeping.

3. Amid Discarded Clothes and Meadow Grass

It found them in the warm fuzzy after, forced its way into hearts like a green shoot seeking sun on the other side of concrete slabs. It bloomed between cuddles and praise. She let him hold her hand and kiss it.

"You need this, need me," he said. "Admit it."

"Maybe," she said.

"You'll see," he teased. "Next time I'll work harder to convince you,"

"Yes," she said, "do that."

This post was written in response to this week's Carry On Tuesday prompt: It was love at first sight.

To learn more about this week's prompt and see what other participants wrote click here.

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Size Matters #EroticAuthorsTweet

nara_malone: UPS guy can't find me. :(

brandi_evans:  Oh sorry...I redirected him to my house. Did I forget to mention that? ;-)

nara_malone: Called him, guiding him in #nicetry

tibbyarmstrong:  *snicker* #juvenilehumor

nara_malone: Wow. It's really big!!!

brandi_evans: Man, my mind just went straight to gutter. ;-)

nara_malone: size does matter...

brandi_evans: LMAO!! True that!!


I had to shorten the tweets to get them to fit, but I think I got all the pertinent details in. :) Thanks to authors Brandi Evans and Tibby Armstrong for their contributions. Follow them on twitter for more sizzling conversations. This post was written as a contribution to G-mans Friday Flash 55. See what other Participants wrote here.



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1. Okra

When I think of how life used to be, the okra summer comes to mind. There was a big crop the year I turned three and a bumper crop of new rules to learn, as there is with every year of growing.

Even though I know nothing that shade of green can taste remotely pleasant, I was not allowed to say so.  Even though I didn't eat hairy food or green food or slimy food, and even though okra fit all three of those categories, I had to eat it or no one could have ice cream after dinner. Despite the fact that your stomach refused to keep it where I put it, I got in trouble when it came back up. The big brothers got in bigger trouble for laughing. Despite that fact that it wasn't personal, the new Mommy took it personally when used okra landed in her lap.

There's a vertical line between innocence and guilt. We didn't mean to make a joke of her, but the okra incident crossed some internal line I was too young to fathom. She was gone before the garden finished with okra. Eating lots of okra didn't bring her back.

2. Postcards

When I think of how things used to be, the postcard summer comes to mind. Images of almond-eyed women in pointy straw hats on one side, notes carefully printed on the back. Messages mailed home from the war,  crafted by the big brothers for a little sister just learning to read.

Everyone's big brothers went to the war, just like everyone's Daddy went to work, just like big girls had to go to school.  I never doubted they'd be back, held to an innocent faith that bad things couldn't happen to the "good guys".

The line between asleep and awake used to be as simple as eyes open or shut. The postcard summer taught me there's a limbo between asleep and awake, a place where you can get stuck in a nightmare that hangs on even when you're awake. Some big brothers don't come back from war, and some look like they did, but they're still stuck in the nightmare.

3. Bras

When I think of how things used to be, the new bra summer comes to mind.

Rain-soaked kisses, a flock of butterflies in my stomach, and a boy's voice in my ear, "Hurry, quick before the others find us."

Running through the woods, holding hands, tasting the forbidden. The way his eyes lingered where nipples tented my wet t-shirt, the warmth of his mouth over mine.

A too-small white bra showed up in my dresser drawer that summer, without discussion, warning, or instruction. Squeezing into my first bra, I realized nature had pushed me across a line I didn't know was out there.

New rules come with new breasts, new lines that can't be crossed. Lines that fathers don't discuss with daughters. Emotional land mines exploded with every misstep.

4. Hunger

When I think of how life used to be, the insatiable summer comes to mind.

Love-starved newlyweds. Love before we ate. Love during. Love after. We couldn't get close enough, touch enough, be naked enough for each other. Learning each other was a three course meal -- foreplay the appetizer, sex the main course. Dessert was a savoring, time to talk away the hours between one meal and the next, share dark secrets and bold dreams. We didn't know an infinitely insatiable appetite might prove to be an impossible dream.

I've heard people say there's a thin line between love and hate. Across the years of a marriage that line grows parallels in 265 shades of gray, nuances spouses use to leverage power, measure out love. You never know how many thin lines and shades of meaning will populate the distance between the two extremes one day to the next, one moment to the next.

5. Lines

One day, when I think of how this summer used to be,  broken lines will come to mind. String between stakes in a barren garden. Lines of drought cracked earth. Chipped paint lines on broken pavement. The line connecting me to my father broken by death.

You have a start line and a finish line. Incremental time lines between them mark off your life in sections -- separating one story from the next. There's not always a remedy for missteps, muddled choices, mangled episodes. There are always two sides to every line, a crossing from imperfect finish to promising start.

This post was written in response to the Carry on Tuesday prompt. This week our prompt is the opening line of the song Blessed written by Travon Potts and Brock Walsh: When I think how life used to be. I also included the three words from the Three Word Wednesday prompt: joke, leverage, remedy. Follow the links to see what other participants wrote.
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The Halfway Mark

The backside of halfway is scarey as hell.
Germinating and first growth have an energy all their own --
the life force rises, seeking light.
The budding flower stage is beauty unfolding,
the reward for all the hard work, delivering the fruits of labor.
But the next stage--the fading petals, shriveling--
I freeze at the thought.
Is there beauty in shrinking, going to seed?
Why cant we just hover perpetually at that full bloom stage?
Why do I have to know how my story ends?

This is written in response to today's Sunday Scribblings prompt. You can see what other participants had to say about "halfway" here.


Might There Be Intelligences in Other “Dimensions”?

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Here's an interesting article. It's a bit hard to wrap your brain around, but I guess that's a given in an article discussing the reality of reality.

I’m not saying people should ascribe a profound reality to their every passing delusion, hallucination, etc.Just that the distinction between reality and invention is not that clear—so we need to be careful about dismissing something just because it diverges from the sociopsychological construct we think of as “empirical reality.”
Might There Be Intelligences in Other “Dimensions”?
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